WHAT DOES?

Whats got four legs and smokes ?
Piper Alpha

What does NASA stand for ?
Need another seven astronaut

What does WWW stand for ?
World Wide Wait

What does ISDN stand for ?
It still does nothing

How can you tell the Irish guy in the hospital?
He's the one blowing the foam off his bedpan

What do toilets, a clitoris, and an anniversary have in common?
Men miss them all.

What do Monica Lewinsky and a Coke machine have in common?
?
They both have a slot that says 'insert bill here'

How do you get a sweet little 80-year-old lady to say f*ck ?
Get another sweet little old lady to shout "BINGO"

What do eskimoes get from sitting on the ice too long ?
Polaroids

What do you call a man with a car on his head ?
Jack

Have you heard about the Titanic Computer Virus ?
Your whole computer goes down.

Have you heard about the Viagra computer virus ?
It turns your floppy disk into a hard disk.

Hey, did you hear about the paper shop ?
It blew away

What's black and white and eats like a horse ?
A Zebra

Did you hear about the ice cream shop ?
It melted

I used to be uncertain, now I'm not so sure

Dyslexia rules, KO

Why did the chicken cross the road ?
To get to the other side.

Why did the chewing gum cross the road ?
Because it was stuck to the chickens foot

Why did the dinosaur cross the road ?
Because chickens weren't invented

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