THE ENTIRE ALPHABET IN DESI LANGUAGE

We all must have heard of ABCD = American Born Confused Desi...

How about an ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ:
American Born Confused Desi, Emigrated From Gujarat, Housed In Jersey, Keeping Lotsa Motels, Named Omkarnath Patel, Quickly Reached Success Through Underhanded Vicious Ways, Xenophobic Yet Zestful

HEAVEN IS WHEN YOU HAVE :
AN AMERICAN SALARY, A BRITISH HOME, CHINESE FOOD and AN INDIAN WIFE.

HELL IS WHEN YOU HAVE :
AN AMERICAN WIFE, BRITISH FOOD, A CHINESE HOME and AN INDIAN SALARY