Dilbert's "Salary Theorem" states that:

"Engineers and scientists can never earn as much as business executives and sales people."

This theorem can now be supported by a mathematical equation based on the following two postulates:

Postulate 1: Knowledge is Power.

Postulate 2: Time is Money.

As every engineer and scientist knows:

Power = Work/Time

Since:

Knowledge=Power

Time=Money,

then:

Knowledge=Work/Money

Solving for Money, we get:

Money=Work/Knowledge.

Thus, as Knowledge approaches zero, Money approaches infinity, regardless of the amount of work done.

Conclusion: The less you know, the more you make.

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