| CAR NAME | ENGLISH MEANING (i.e., What are they stand for) |
| AMC | Another Machine Crashed |
| AUDI | Always Unsafe Designs Implemented |
| BMW |
Big Money Works Bought My Wife Break My Window |
| BUICK | Big Ugly Indestructible Car Killer |
| CHEVROLET |
Can Hear Every Valve Rap On Long Extended Trips Cheap, Hardly Efficient, Virtually Runs On Luck Every Time |
| DODGE | Drips Oil, Drops Grease Everwhere |
| FIAT |
Failure in Italian Automotive Technology Fix It Again, Tony! |
| FORD |
Frigin Old Rebuilt Dodge Fix Or Repair Daily Found On Road Dead Fast Only Rolling Downhill First On RACE DAY Family on Road Dead Forget Off Road Driving |
| GM |
General Maintenance Great Mistake Garbage Machint |
| GMC |
Garage Man's Companion Gotta Mechanic Coming? |
| HONDA | Had One Never Did Again |
| HYUNDAI | Hope You Understand Nothing's Driveable And Inexpensive |
| MAZDA | Most Always Zipping Dangerously Along |
| MORRIS | My Only Reliable Road-Car In Service |
| OLDSMOBILE | Overpriced, Leisurely Driven Sedan Made of Buick's Irregular Leftover Equipment |
| PONTIAC | Poor Old Ninja Thinks It's A Caddy. |
| SAAB |
Send Another Automobile Back Swedish Automobiles Always Breakdown |
| SATURN | Sad Ass Tiny Unfinished Remodoled Nissan |
| TOYOTA | Too Often Yankees Overprice This Auto |
| VOLVO | Very Odd Looking Vehicular Object |
| VW | Virtyally Worthless |


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