| CAR NAME | ENGLISH MEANING (i.e., What are they stand for) | 
| AMC | Another Machine Crashed | 
| AUDI | Always Unsafe Designs Implemented | 
| BMW | 
Big Money Works Bought My Wife Break My Window  | 
| BUICK | Big Ugly Indestructible Car Killer | 
| CHEVROLET | 
Can Hear Every Valve Rap On Long Extended Trips Cheap, Hardly Efficient, Virtually Runs On Luck Every Time  | 
| DODGE | Drips Oil, Drops Grease Everwhere | 
| FIAT | 
Failure in Italian Automotive Technology Fix It Again, Tony!  | 
| FORD | 
Frigin Old Rebuilt Dodge Fix Or Repair Daily Found On Road Dead Fast Only Rolling Downhill First On RACE DAY Family on Road Dead Forget Off Road Driving  | 
| GM | 
General Maintenance  Great Mistake Garbage Machint  | 
| GMC | 
Garage Man's Companion Gotta Mechanic Coming?  | 
| HONDA | Had One Never Did Again | 
| HYUNDAI | Hope You Understand Nothing's Driveable And Inexpensive | 
| MAZDA | Most Always Zipping Dangerously Along | 
| MORRIS | My Only Reliable Road-Car In Service | 
| OLDSMOBILE | Overpriced, Leisurely Driven Sedan Made of Buick's Irregular Leftover Equipment | 
| PONTIAC | Poor Old Ninja Thinks It's A Caddy. | 
| SAAB | 
Send Another Automobile Back Swedish Automobiles Always Breakdown  | 
| SATURN | Sad Ass Tiny Unfinished Remodoled Nissan | 
| TOYOTA | Too Often Yankees Overprice This Auto | 
| VOLVO | Very Odd Looking Vehicular Object | 
| VW | Virtyally Worthless | 


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