CHEMICAL ANALYSIS OF MAN
SYMBOL: Ah (short for a**h***, a common French root used to
identify the element)
ATOMIC MASS: Accepted at 7 inches, wavy brown hair, 6' 0" in length,
though some isotopes can be as short as 4 inches yet weigh 200+ Kg
Occurrences: Found following duel element Wo, often in high
concentration near a perfect Wo specimen. (Experimental evidence:
any beach on any coast)
Obnoxious when mixed with C*H*-OH (any alcohol)
Tends to fall into very low energy state dirrectly after reaction with Wo (Snore ...zzzzz)
Gains considerable mass as specimen ages loses reactive nature.
Rarely found in pure form after 14th year.
Often damaged as a direct result of unlucky reaction with poluted form of the Wo commom ore.
All forms desire reaction with Wo, even when no further reaction is possible.
May react with several Wo isotopes in short period under extremely favorable conditions.
Usually willing to react with whatever is available.
Reaction Rates range from aborted/non- existant to
Pre-interaction effects (which tend to turn the specimen bright red
and send it to react with Sa, the sex analyist)
Reaction styles vary from extremely slow, calm and wet to violent/bloody.
Best results apparently near 18 for high reaction rate, 25-35 for
favorable reaction style.
Heavy boxes, top shelves, long walks late at night, free dinners for Wo...
Pure specimen will rarely reveal purity, while reacted specimens
broadcast information on many wavelengths.
Tends to react extremely violently when other Man interferes with
reaction to a particular Wo specimen. Otherwise very malleable under
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